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This discussion will be dedicated to the Chaos Gods Which one is your favorite lotd and why? Mine is Slaanesh, for the power of excess, the Dark Prince brings love to all nations.
Khorne is whiny teenager who has anger problems and gets in fights
Slaanesh is your weird neighbour who practices SM
And Tzeentch is the fortune teller on TV who tries to steal your money by pretending to know your future.
And i mean..."Grandfather" Nurgle.
"Grandfather", "Godfather". Ya cant go wrong
Fear me, mortals, for I am the Anointed, the Favoured Son of Chaos, the Scourge of the World. The armies of the gods rally behind me, and it is by my will and by my sword that your weakling nations shall fall. - Archaon, Lord of the End Times.
Nurgle, he's just that hip and cool grand dad who buys his grandchildren xboxs for Christmas. He only wants to spread the love and all his followers are happy.
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Doesn't matter what you say, Balthasar Gelt is the best legendary lord and the lore of metal needs nerfing.
Currently suffering from a serve case of Bretonnia fever, the only cure is slaying Orks with the righteous fury of the Lady.
Necoho... what i've read about him speaks to the Discworld loving part of me...
The Empire still hasn't gotten their FLC LL. We need Marius Leitdorf of Averland!
Where is Boris Todbringer? Have you seen him? For a Middenland DLC with Boris and the Ar-Ulric!
Every wrong is recorded. Every slight against us, page after page, ETCHED IN BLOOD!
Queek could smell their hatred, ratcheted to a degree that even he could not evoke in their simple hearts. He stepped over the old orange-fur’s body, eager to see for himself what it was they saw. But he heard it first. 'Waaaaaaaggh! Gorfang!'
Necoho... what i've read about him speaks to the Discworld loving part of me...
lol, hes atheism
and? The whole completely ridicoulus concept of a Chaos god of atheism reminds me of the late Sir Terry Pratchetts Discworld... if you dont like that... May Anoia the Godess of stuck drawers punish you! (She also eats corkscrews)... i mean there also was a God of the HuntED.... a God of Evolution... the Discworld has the same concept of God creation... as long as enough people believe in a God he exists and the more believe in him the more powerful hebecomes... if he looses his believers... he turns into a powerless Small God
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The Empire still hasn't gotten their FLC LL. We need Marius Leitdorf of Averland!
Where is Boris Todbringer? Have you seen him? For a Middenland DLC with Boris and the Ar-Ulric!
Every wrong is recorded. Every slight against us, page after page, ETCHED IN BLOOD!
Queek could smell their hatred, ratcheted to a degree that even he could not evoke in their simple hearts. He stepped over the old orange-fur’s body, eager to see for himself what it was they saw. But he heard it first. 'Waaaaaaaggh! Gorfang!'
Khorne and Slaanesh because every bloodthirsty warlord needs a harem. And then Tzeentch following close behind because I love the kind of BS he can pull.
Arioch... oh wait that is Moorcock... Guess I'll settle for Tzeench.
Tacitus Quotes:
Auferre, trucidare, rapere, falsis nominibus imperium; atque, ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.
They plunder, they slaughter, and they steal: this they falsely name Empire, and where they make a wasteland, they call it peace.
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges.
The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the government.
I found Rome a city of filth covered marble and left it a pile of rubble. - Me
Have to go with Nurgle. The god of life and fertility. He's the only Chaos God you can actually count on to keep you safe when you need him most. Plus being physically attractive isn't all that important when everyone you know is just as bile filled and pus ridden as you are. If you get a date with someone in Nurgle's realm you KNOW they like you for your personality!
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Khorne is whiny teenager who has anger problems and gets in fights
Slaanesh is your weird neighbour who practices SM
And Tzeentch is the fortune teller on TV who tries to steal your money by pretending to know your future.
And i mean..."Grandfather" Nurgle.
"Grandfather", "Godfather". Ya cant go wrong
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1 · Disagree AgreePlus Nurgle's end times models are the only one that I like
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Then Nurgle (tied with Khorne)
Then tzeenetch
Hashut and all the other chaos gods (don't know anything about them)
and then Slanesh.
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Every wrong is recorded. Every slight against us, page after page, ETCHED IN BLOOD!
Queek could smell their hatred, ratcheted to a degree that even he could not evoke in their simple hearts. He stepped over the old orange-fur’s body, eager to see for himself what it was they saw. But he heard it first.
'Waaaaaaaggh! Gorfang!'
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Every wrong is recorded. Every slight against us, page after page, ETCHED IN BLOOD!
Queek could smell their hatred, ratcheted to a degree that even he could not evoke in their simple hearts. He stepped over the old orange-fur’s body, eager to see for himself what it was they saw. But he heard it first.
'Waaaaaaaggh! Gorfang!'
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0 · Disagree AgreeKHORNE
Because, blood for the blood god.
"I am the harbinger of your demise. I am the nightmare in all mortals. I am the thing you fear the most. I am death..."
—Valkia the Bloody.
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Missing units and other possible stuff (work in Progress)
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0 · Disagree AgreeAuferre, trucidare, rapere, falsis nominibus imperium; atque, ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.
They plunder, they slaughter, and they steal: this they falsely name Empire, and where they make a wasteland, they call it peace.
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges.
The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the government.
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