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Also, i go for Tzeentch, only because he's the god of hope and he like trolling Khorne, the god of hypocrisy.
1 - Khorne forbid magic but he's made of magic 2 - Khorne forbid magic but he's ok with very long range weapons 3 - Khorne forbid magic but he's ok with magic weapons and armor 4 - Khorne forbid magic but he's ok with unfair fights
If you get a date with someone in Nurgle's realm you KNOW they like you for your personality!
What's the point of going on a date in Nurgleland if your... thing is maybe not functional anymore ?
Even pulsating masses of bile and rot need companionship! Someone to talk with on those warm Summer nights over the cauldron. Mixing viruses and plagues, sharing recipes, and laughing together over the look on that human's face when he discovers the comely lass he had an affair with died with black ooze dripping from her eyes during the night. Does he have the sickness too? Will he meet the same fate? Probably! Maybe after you'll take a stroll in Nurgle's garden and enjoy the fine stench of toxic flowers together. Oh what wonderful times you'll have.
Also, i go for Tzeentch. Only for trolling Khornate people since i don't like Khorne, the god of hypocrisy.
1 - Khorne forbid magic but he's made of magic 2 - Khorne forbid magic but he's ok with very long range weapons 3 - Khorne forbid magic but he's ok with magic weapons 4 - Khorne forbid magic but he's ok with unfair fights
"you confuse "magic" with "to be a demon"
1 - Khorne forbid magic but he's made of magic - demons aren't made by magic, but disform energy who in fact, create magic. 2 - Khorne forbid magic but he's ok with very long range weapons - Khorne only want blood, no matter how. 3 - Khorne forbid magic but he's ok with magic weapons - Khorne haven't "magic weapons" his weapons are posessed by other minor deamons of Khorne. 4 - Khorne forbid magic but he's ok with unfair fights - same as point 2, Khorne likes good fight, but it is a unfair fair, only care about blood.
"I am the harbinger of your demise. I am the nightmare in all mortals. I am the thing you fear the most. I am death..." —Valkia the Bloody.
Have to go with Nurgle. The god of life and fertility. He's the only Chaos God you can actually count on to keep you safe when you need him most. Plus being physically attractive isn't all that important when everyone you know is just as bile filled and pus ridden as you are. If you get a date with someone in Nurgle's realm you KNOW they like you for your personality!
From the Liber Chaotica
"Fear is the first step on the road to his hell, and hopelessness is the chain by which he binds his slaves. Sorrow is his nourishment. Horror gives him form. He preys on those who would submit to bitterness and those who closet themselves in misery, while life moves on around them. He is terror in the face of decay and disease, and he is inaction in the face of all that is perceived as inevitable. He is our own impotence to resist the ravages of time, and he is our morbidity. He is revulsion and self-deceit, and he is the acceptance of defeat. He breathes his cynicism into our souls and binds us to his will. He is Grandfather Nurgle, and He is obstinate, self-indulgent, despair."
The only powers that can oppose Nurgle are those represented by Tzeentch: Change, Evolution and Hope.
2 - Khorne forbid magic but he's ok with very long range weapons - Khorne only want blood, no matter how. 4 - Khorne forbid magic but he's ok with unfair fights - same as point 2, Khorne likes good fight, but it is a unfair fair, only care about blood.
That's the problem, Khorne forbid magic, claiming it's for cowards but still allow cowardly actions.
"Fear is the first step on the road to his hell, and hopelessness is the chain by which he binds his slaves. Sorrow is his nourishment. Horror gives him form. He preys on those who would submit to bitterness and those who closet themselves in misery, while life moves on around them. He is terror in the face of decay and disease, and he is inaction in the face of all that is perceived as inevitable. He is our own impotence to resist the ravages of time, and he is our morbidity. He is revulsion and self-deceit, and he is the acceptance of defeat. He breathes his cynicism into our souls and binds us to his will. He is Grandfather Nurgle, and He is obstinate, self-indulgent, despair."
The only powers that can oppose Nurgle are those represented by Tzeentch: Change, Evolution and Hope.
The thing about Tzeentch is that he embodies false hope specifically. He'll lead you down the path of darkness with promises of a better world and the ability to change your fate, then snatch it away right as you're at your pinnacle and reveal the hard truth that your fate was decided from the moment the God of Trickery cast his eyes on you. Tzeentch is the god of suckers, basically. The ultimate scam.
Nurgle on the other hand is honesty. He'll fill you with his plague and then wait for that moment where you lose all hope to snatch you up. But by embracing the futility of resisting the inevitable you are rewarded with his patronage. There is no deception there. He's honest about his intentions with you from the beginning.
To Tzeentch you're a sucker he can exploit to further his schemes. Nurgle actually cares about your well being and will treat you fairly, because while death is inevitable and hope is a lie the thing that matters is loving each other in the now.
Tzeentch and Nurgle are easily my favorite of the two "rivalries" among the chaos Gods. Hope vs Acceptance is a lot more thought provoking than "Murder vs Lust".
2 - Khorne forbid magic but he's ok with very long range weapons - Khorne only want blood, no matter how. 4 - Khorne forbid magic but he's ok with unfair fights - same as point 2, Khorne likes good fight, but it is a unfair fair, only care about blood.
That's the problem, Khorne forbid magic, claiming it's for cowards but still allow cowardly actions.
You have a source for the first point ?
Khorne despises the use of magic because he hate Tzeentch, not for cowardy.
Khorne first Nurgle second Hashut third Tzeentch fourth Every other minor chaos God Slaanesh at dead last
I gods damned hate slaanesh, the only good thing about Age of Sigmar is that they finally killed his weak ass off. Been waiting for them to do that for years.
"Chaos strong. Gors strong. Humans, Elves, Dwarf — weak. We win. We fight, we kill, one day we win. One day soon. You — if you lucky, we eat you, make you into part of us, make you better than you, stronger than any of you, stronger than all of you. Once this arm weak, like you. I eat many of your kind, now I strong."
—Karzog, Beastigor Charioteer.
Khorne, or at least Khorne when the good aspects of the Chaos Gods were still emphasised as opposed to edgedark. Stuff like only fighting the strong and worthy and having honor. Plus Khornite warriors look Bad ass. Their armor is just so... Khornate...
Ill be leaving now
Formerly known as Krunch, in case you wonder where he went.
Khorne first Nurgle second Hashut third Tzeentch fourth Every other minor chaos God Slaanesh at dead last
I gods damned hate slaanesh, the only good thing about Age of Sigmar is that they finally killed his weak **** off. Been waiting for them to do that for years.
Slaanesh isn't dead in AoS, only imprisoned at the moment, they can bring him back anytime they want without having to break their lore like they did with the End Times when writing it.
Tacitus Quotes:
Auferre, trucidare, rapere, falsis nominibus imperium; atque, ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.
They plunder, they slaughter, and they steal: this they falsely name Empire, and where they make a wasteland, they call it peace.
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges.
The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the government.
I found Rome a city of filth covered marble and left it a pile of rubble. - Me
The only answer is the Lady of the Lake! You don't need to turn to chaos and evil to gain awesome powers! I mean look at her Grail knights! And I suppose if I can't worship the Lady there is always Sigmar! Look at Sigmar's Warrior priests they have can kick chaos ass too any day of the week! Why worship a deity that tells you to butcher your fellow man for power and to summon demons that are just as likely to eat you as well as your enemies? The Chaos gods don't give a damn about their followers.
I propose that the Grail knights, witch hunters and warrior priests all band together to purge this thread of chaos loving heretics!
In the immortal words of a random witch hunter "Ya all need some Sigmar!" *BLAM*
Team Empire - For Sigmar! Team Bretonnia - For the Lady!
"In this universe, all rots. In this universe, one must rot to survive."
"In the embrace of great Nurgle, I am no longer afraid, for with His pestilential favour I have become that which I once feared: Death."
"Rejoice, children! Your Father brings you hope in your darkest hour. Let those who would accept his gifts come forth and receive the blessings of the Lord of Decay. Cast away your crutches and doubts. Put aside beliefs in a false master who fills your hearts with lies, sorrow, and regrets. Embrace instead the glorious gifts of rot and decay. Revel in the beauty of putrescence and be reborn a living symbol of perseverance."
"Entropy is all-consuming, fed by all struggles against it. Thus, even to hope is to despair. So despair, and in your desperation, find purpose."
"His enemies shall wither and die. His allies shall wither and die. The universe and all within it shall wither and die."
"We shall strike down our foes with sharp steel and cold hearts. The weak die so that the strong prevail and none shall be spared. Then and only then will our enemies know the true meaning of fear."
Nurgle. It's actually the only major character in the setting that seems able to understand things like compassion and equality. In it's own way, but still.
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because... Blood for the blood god!.
"I am the harbinger of your demise. I am the nightmare in all mortals. I am the thing you fear the most. I am death..."
—Valkia the Bloody.
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1 · Disagree AgreeMy favorite is Khorne. He's the most powerful and he has the most badass monsters to fight with.
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0 · Disagree Agree1 - Khorne forbid magic but he's made of magic
- demons aren't made by magic, but disform energy who in fact, create magic.
2 - Khorne forbid magic but he's ok with very long range weapons
- Khorne only want blood, no matter how.
3 - Khorne forbid magic but he's ok with magic weapons
- Khorne haven't "magic weapons" his weapons are posessed by other minor deamons of Khorne.
4 - Khorne forbid magic but he's ok with unfair fights
- same as point 2, Khorne likes good fight, but it is a unfair fair, only care about blood.
"I am the harbinger of your demise. I am the nightmare in all mortals. I am the thing you fear the most. I am death..."
—Valkia the Bloody.
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1 · Disagree Agree"Fear is the first step on the road to his hell, and hopelessness is the chain by which he binds his slaves. Sorrow is his nourishment. Horror gives him form. He preys on those who would submit to bitterness and those who closet themselves in misery, while life moves on around them.
He is terror in the face of decay and disease, and he is inaction in the face of all that is perceived as inevitable.
He is our own impotence to resist the ravages of time, and he is our morbidity. He is revulsion and self-deceit, and he is the acceptance of defeat. He breathes his cynicism into our souls and binds us to his will.
He is Grandfather Nurgle, and He is obstinate, self-indulgent, despair."
The only powers that can oppose Nurgle are those represented by Tzeentch: Change, Evolution and Hope.
Hope leads to Ambition.
Ambition leads to Change.
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0 · Disagree AgreeSomeone summon the witch hunters, quick! There's a whole thread of heretics to burn!!!
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1 · Disagree AgreeNurgle on the other hand is honesty. He'll fill you with his plague and then wait for that moment where you lose all hope to snatch you up. But by embracing the futility of resisting the inevitable you are rewarded with his patronage. There is no deception there. He's honest about his intentions with you from the beginning.
To Tzeentch you're a sucker he can exploit to further his schemes. Nurgle actually cares about your well being and will treat you fairly, because while death is inevitable and hope is a lie the thing that matters is loving each other in the now.
Tzeentch and Nurgle are easily my favorite of the two "rivalries" among the chaos Gods. Hope vs Acceptance is a lot more thought provoking than "Murder vs Lust".
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1 · Disagree Agreehere you got.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Daemon
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Khorne
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Warp
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_Magic
and some cuts.
aaand... Every act of violence gives Khorne power, whether committed by his followers or by their enemies. (i said for the unfair battles)
"I am the harbinger of your demise. I am the nightmare in all mortals. I am the thing you fear the most. I am death..."
—Valkia the Bloody.
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1 · Disagree AgreeNurgle second
Hashut third
Tzeentch fourth
Every other minor chaos God
Slaanesh at dead last
I gods damned hate slaanesh, the only good thing about Age of Sigmar is that they finally killed his weak ass off. Been waiting for them to do that for years.
—Karzog, Beastigor Charioteer.
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0 · Disagree AgreeAuferre, trucidare, rapere, falsis nominibus imperium; atque, ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.
They plunder, they slaughter, and they steal: this they falsely name Empire, and where they make a wasteland, they call it peace.
Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges.
The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the government.
I found Rome a city of filth covered marble and left it a pile of rubble. - Me
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0 · Disagree AgreeI propose that the Grail knights, witch hunters and warrior priests all band together to purge this thread of chaos loving heretics!
In the immortal words of a random witch hunter "Ya all need some Sigmar!" *BLAM*
Team Bretonnia - For the Lady!
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3 · Disagree Agree"In the embrace of great Nurgle, I am no longer afraid, for with His pestilential favour I have become that which I once feared: Death."
"Rejoice, children! Your Father brings you hope in your darkest hour. Let those who would accept his gifts come forth and receive the blessings of the Lord of Decay. Cast away your crutches and doubts. Put aside beliefs in a false master who fills your hearts with lies, sorrow, and regrets. Embrace instead the glorious gifts of rot and decay. Revel in the beauty of putrescence and be reborn a living symbol of perseverance."
"Entropy is all-consuming, fed by all struggles against it. Thus, even to hope is to despair. So despair, and in your desperation, find purpose."
"His enemies shall wither and die. His allies shall wither and die. The universe and all within it shall wither and die."
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0 · Disagree AgreeBlood for the Blood Wizard in the sky, Skulls for the Skull seat.
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