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BugfighterBugfighter Posts: 1Registered Users
I was playing a small campaign skirmish, chasing down the enemy general, 2 yari horses and a samurai bowman VS the general. I sent the bows forth, let em get a volley off and retreated them immediately afterwards, as my horses flanked the enemy.

then the coolest thing happened

One of my boys charged in and straight up impaled the general, sending him right off his horse. He left his spear in the mortally wounded man, confused to what just had happened, while contemplating his kill, riding around him. He then sallied forth and picked his spear back up in a beautiful crimson fountain and simply left, the poor Sakai Ujitane face first into the snow, bleeding.

Hes getting a promotion

Creative Assembly... thats good.


  • KGpoopyKGpoopy Posts: 1,478Registered Users
    I'll have what he's having.

    haha what game are you playing? doesn't sound anything like twwarhammer.
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  • TheGuardianOfMetalTheGuardianOfMetal Senior Member Posts: 4,469Registered Users
    KGpoopy said:

    I'll have what he's having.

    haha what game are you playing? doesn't sound anything like twwarhammer.

    Seems like he's talkin about Shogun 2
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  • Ephraim_DaltonEphraim_Dalton Senior Member Posts: 8,400Registered Users
    Not a suggestion, not about Warhammer, but feedback of some kind. 1 out 3. He may live but the thread must die nonetheless.

  • dge1dge1 Moderator Arkansas, USAPosts: 12,556Registered Users, Moderators, Knights
    Dalton is right about this being in the wrong location. Moving.

    Congrats on your victory though, and by all means, promote the guy!
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