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Long Drong Slayer's Pirates - Drunk Dwarfs on the high sea

Bies#4376Bies#4376 Registered Users Posts: 6,246
"As soon as their jolly boat touched the sand they roared ashore, charging the waiting Goblins. It was a short fight. Within moments the Greenskins were running for their lives and the pirates were rewarding themselves with a swift tot of rum!"

—Von Mirrenburg,from his book "My travels with the Dwarfs"















"Fifteen Dwarfs and a dead Dwarf's chest,
Yo, ho, ho and a flagon of ale,
Each one a goner means more for the rest!
Yo, ho, ho and a barrel of ale.

- Dwarf Pirate sea shanty (it gest worse!)


"I shivered at the sight of her - her beauty far beyond that of mortal man. But her soul glowed with an inner darkness that chilled my very core."









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  • Tennisgolfboll#5877Tennisgolfboll#5877 Registered Users Posts: 13,824
    Har har you be a grand enough lot. Mayhap I wont be needing to kill you all anytime soon.
    It needs to be pointed out that what people call "cheese" is just playing the game the way it actually exists not in some fictional way they think it is supposed to work.
  • FrostPaw#5051FrostPaw#5051 Registered Users Posts: 1,240
    edited March 2018
    The only real interest I have in this would be if it included a daemon slayers unit and a dragon slayer hero..... which could then be shared with the other dwarf factions if you bought it.
  • AvadonAvadon Registered Users Posts: 1,545
    edited March 2018
    @Bies

    Arrr...Arrr...do-start on Clan Skurvy or ye...ye...walk-run on plank...plank.

  • Bies#4376Bies#4376 Registered Users Posts: 6,246
    Avadon said:

    @Bies

    Arrr...Arrr...do-start on Clan Skurvy or ye...ye...walk-run on plank...plank.







    "I shivered at the sight of her - her beauty far beyond that of mortal man. But her soul glowed with an inner darkness that chilled my very core."









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