"As soon as their jolly boat touched the sand they roared ashore, charging the waiting Goblins. It was a short fight. Within moments the Greenskins were running for their lives and the pirates were rewarding themselves with a swift tot of rum!"
—Von Mirrenburg,from his book "My travels with the Dwarfs"
"Fifteen Dwarfs and a dead Dwarf's chest,
Yo, ho, ho and a flagon of ale,
Each one a goner means more for the rest!
Yo, ho, ho and a barrel of ale.
- Dwarf Pirate sea shanty (it gest worse!)
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