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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WARHAMMER: Skarbrand VS. Kairos Fateweaver

TheWattmanTheWattman Junior MemberRegistered Users Posts: 1,233

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WARHAMMER!

Skarbrand the Exiled One

VS.

Kairos Fateweaver




BEGIN!




RAAAAAAAAAW FOR KHORNE, sound the Warhorn!
For blood and battle, Skarbrand was born!
Eons of slaughter and I never even cared!
Im 1st of all Daemons so you should be scared!
Are you for real, is my challenge a cracked up bird?
Well it makes sense, your boss is a cowardly nerd!
If you come at me, I'll trash both of your ugly faces!
For I am the bane of all Warhammer races!




That was interesting, but sadly lacking!
I expected more from the Herald of the Attack King!
But then again, I should hardly be surprised!
From one that a giant failure can be surmised!
You're powerful yeah, but its hard not to have missed!
That your antics even got your FORMER master ****!
Laying axe upon a god, that's the highest treason!
Maybe that'll teach you blood is not the only reason!




Well atleast I got the nerve to challenge my master!
Im not hiding in the backline, like a caster!
I mean hey, even Tzeentch knows you're a push-over!
And btw, your spell-selection is like a compensation Rover!
I may be Exiled, but I still serve the Blood God!
He's not like your Raven, just too damn odd!
Now out of my way while I melt Kislev to dust and bone!
As Im always on mission, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!




That's bold of you to say, but guess what I hear?
That one of your kin got owned by a fairy bear!
And how will you beat them, oh great blood pawn!
When puny mortals can stroll up on Khorne's front lawn!
Meanwhile I savage the capitals of Grand Cathay!
I bring the Change-rain, like the great Michael Bay!
You're nothing, Im the past and future seer!
Now run away or I'll call the Angkul Engineer!

WHO WON?! YOU DECIDE!

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