EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WARHAMMER: Skarbrand VS. Kairos Fateweaver

TheWattman

Alright we got an interesting pull ahead by Kairos with 7 to 4. Can Skarbrand keep up?

Oldblackeyes

+1 for Kairos, Please do more.

RamsesIII

Kairos wins because one head can beatbox while the other does the rapping.

TheWattman

Kairos now has a convincing lead of 9 votes to Skarbrand's 4. Is it over for the Exiled One?

Bonutz

Glorious. That’s a tough one to call honestly.

I’d pick Skarbrand due to my own bias admittedly.

CA_Andy

KuntingWarrior said:

CA_Andy said:

I love this post.

Give me more dwarf content.

You ask so nicely.

Bonutz

Also, can you please continue this series, OP? Rap battles for all the Warhammer characters!

KuntingWarrior

CA_Andy said:

KuntingWarrior said:

CA_Andy said:

I love this post.

Give me more dwarf content.

You ask so nicely.

Or else lol

Neodeinos

No one would beat Throgg in a rap battle.

KuntingWarrior

Neodeinos said:

No one would beat Throgg in a rap battle.

Why you change avatar from dark elves matey?

Reeks

Neodeinos said:

No one would beat Throgg in a rap battle.

Imagine Throgg spewing rhymes with his in-game voice lol

Bonutz

Khainite Assassin vs a Phoenix Guard next.

Reeks

RamsesIII said:

Kairos wins because one head can beatbox while the other does the rapping.

Unfair advantage really😆

KuntingWarrior

Reeks said:

RamsesIII said:

Kairos wins because one head can beatbox while the other does the rapping.

Unfair advantage really😆

Now everybody in the 313 put your mother(redacted) hands up...

I'll see myself out.

TheWattman

Bonutz said:

Also, can you please continue this series, OP? Rap battles for all the Warhammer characters!

Response has been really great, so Im definetly considering it!

Mr_Finley7

Yo what’s the beat gonna be? Mentally I laid the raps over the beat from the classic Meth Vs Chef battle from 36 Chambers (I think? That or Tical)

PS Kairos bodied him with the Change Rain like Michael Bay line

TheWattman

Mr_Finley7 said:

Yo what’s the beat gonna be? Mentally I laid the raps over the beat from the classic Meth Vs Chef battle from 36 Chambers (I think? That or Tical)

PS Kairos bodied him with the Change Rain like Michael Bay line

None in perticular intended, but its inspired from Epic Rap Battles of History, so any of those.

TheWattman

With the voting seemingly coming to an end, the score looks to be a convincing win for Kairos Fateweaver with 10 votes against Skarbrand's 5! The forces of Tzeentch stand triumphant for now!

Until next time...

UberReptilian

TheWattman said:

With the voting seemingly coming to an end, the score looks to be a convincing win for Kairos Fateweaver with 10 votes against Skarbrand's 5! The forces of Tzeentch stand triumphant for now!

Until next time...

Chad Kairos BTFOs Virgin Skarbrand. Unsurprising.

LennoxPoodle

Noice!

If I am allowed to offer hopefully constructive feedback, I'd make Kairos's rap more... complex.
Simple AABB rhymes don't seem very Tzeentchian to me, maybe also try stuff like ABAB or ABBA. Would it be possible for lines to be part of several different rhymes. Also the texts/burns going fom future to past or responses to lines not yet uttered might be interesting.

TheWattman

LennoxPoodle said:

Noice!

If I am allowed to offer hopefully constructive feedback, I'd make Kairos's rap more... complex.
Simple AABB rhymes don't seem very Tzeentchian to me, maybe also try stuff like ABAB or ABBA. Would it be possible for lines to be part of several different rhymes. Also the texts/burns going fom future to past or responses to lines not yet uttered might be interesting.

Will consider if I do further Tzeentch ones in future

Grotbagg

Skarbrand