EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WARHAMMER (3): Count Noctilus VS. Mannfred von Carstein

TheWattman#7460

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WARHAMMER!

Count Noctilus

VS.

Mannfred von Carstein

BEGIN!

When rapping against you, its hard to know where to even begin.
Let me open with asking who got the greater chin?
In fact I can't even with your entire face.
With your look, no wonder you don't got none of your sire's grace.
And I will never call you the Count of Sylvania.
You're more like the Overlord of Unhinged Megalomania.
What even is your plan for the world, please explain?
As your End-record makes even Commodore Harkon look sane!

Just what I need today, another Carstein to get in my way!
Can you do me a favour and just bang yourself away?
You're standing there, right in the path of my vision.
At this point you're asking for a backlining incision!
Im Mannfred, the foremost V-Count to this date!
Campaigns like mine would earn anyone the title Great.
Where I go, schemes and plots alter the fate of thrones.
For without me, master Nagash would still be only bones!

Oh yeah, "real great job with your plot-persistance."
Your shenanigans erased literally all of existance!
This is exactly why I roll with warships and frigates.
Like can you please pick a side longer than 5 minutes?
So forgive me if I find lording in the homeland a ridiculous notion.
Please excuse me while I sail to command the Great Ocean.
For that is now my kingdom, with a graveyard as my seat.
And all sailors run at the sight of mighty Dreadfleet!

If so mighty then I demand you explain yourself.
Why the game has your fleet a meagure shadow of itself?
Here you got a madman and a freak to call as crew.
And lets not forget the horrible singer too!
While I rule the dead of the world as is my right.
Against my approaching night, nobody can resist or fight.
I welcome your leave, here I'll show you to the gate.
For now it is my eve, the Carstein Empire is my fate!

WHO WO...

MANNFRED!

VLAD VON CARSTEIN

That imperial fate is something you can forget.
For when it comes to you son, I have nothing but regret!
A true vampire should be more than a slave or zombie master.
How have you not learned from your pattern of disaster?
Your methods of power make me outright disgusted.
While I got the province by being trusted!
For I stand and fight, while you always take flight.
To the world you're nothing more than a shadowy blight.
Enough of this, I command you to resign.
I may have sired you, but you are no heir of mine!

WHO WON?! YOU DECIDE!

requested by @UberReptilian

Lunaticprince#9972

Vlad just came in and bodied both!

Vildvarg

There was no need to 2v1 Mannlet like that, he's perfectly capable of losing fairly.

Noctilus took this one I'd say, even without the last minute interference.

TheWattman#7460

Vildvarg said:

There was no need to 2v1 Mannlet like that, he's perfectly capable of losing fairly.

Noctilus took this one I'd say, even without the last minute interference.

I thought it could be fun little twist, the request mentioned all these in a Carstein face-off.

saweendra#3399

Vlad

Magicspook

Very nice one! Though Vlad needs some more thees and thines

Vildvarg

TheWattman said:

Vildvarg said:

There was no need to 2v1 Mannlet like that, he's perfectly capable of losing fairly.

Noctilus took this one I'd say, even without the last minute interference.

I thought it could be fun little twist, the request mentioned all these in a Carstein face-off.

Hahah it was a fun read, don't get me wrong. You're doing good work with these, it's a nice break up mate.

TheWattman#7460

Magicspook said:

Very nice one! Though Vlad needs some more thees and thines

Huh, I didn't know he spoke fancy. Maybe if I do a proper battle for him in future I can consider that.

Vildvarg said:

Hahah it was a fun read, don't get me wrong. You're doing good work with these, it's a nice break up mate.

Thank you!

Reeks#2417

Ahmahgawd what an apic batlle of some oldschool rhyme-smiths

Noctilus took it Eez tho, poor litlle mannlet got creamed

Bereaver#4201

I like Mannfred more than Vlad. Fight me.

TheWattman#7460

At this initial stage, Count Noctilus and Vlad make a slight pull-ahead with 2 votes for each of them, with Mannfred trailing behind with 1.

more-morewarpstone

Noctilus had good flow

Bonutz#3949

It’s gotten to the point where I look forward to these threads each week. Well done!

Noctilus was already flexing. Vlad just came in for the kill.

TheWattman#7460

KuntingWarrior said:

Can't wait for the Ungrim vs Kholek one, keep doing your thing Wattman, those dislikes are probably from some Big Pharma scrooges.

Bonutz said:

It’s gotten to the point where I look forward to these threads each week. Well done!

Many thanks guys, this inspires me to continue. I will try to keep it at 2 per week.

ASyrian#2378

Way too many "even"

TheWattman#7460

ASyrian said:

Way too many "even"

You know what, re-reading it, I kind of agree with you.

TheWattman#7460

With the battle seemingly coming to a close, with Vlad surging ahead with 4 votes, 2nd place Noctilus with 3 votes and overall loser Mannfred with only 1.

As for the next battle, Im weighing between a requested one and another one of my own design. Either way, that battle will either posted on Monday or by the latest Thursday, depending on how my schedule ends up.

Grotbagg#2528

Vlad!

UberReptilian#8431

Lmao bloody amazing. Thank you kindly also!

Winner is Vlad the Chad. Man needs only one verse to win. Noctilus takes it if we play fair.

TheWattman said:

I thought it could be fun little twist, the request mentioned all these in a Carstein face-off.

I meant one or the other lol. Got the best of both worlds though so double props to you!

AnothaGit#1778

Lovely! More please.

TheWattman#7460

UberReptilian said:

Lmao bloody amazing. Thank you kindly also!

Winner is Vlad the Chad. Man needs only one verse to win. Noctilus takes it if we play fair.

TheWattman said:

I thought it could be fun little twist, the request mentioned all these in a Carstein face-off.

I meant one or the other lol. Got the best of both worlds though so double props to you!

Glad you liked it!

summertimelovin#4461

This one was such great fun 🙂

Noctilus would've won if Vlad hadn't entered the fray.