EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WARHAMMER (4): Sister of Twilight VS. Throt the Unclean

TheWattman

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WARHAMMER!

Throt the Unclean

VS.

Sisters of Twilight

BEGIN!

What-what are princess elf-things doing all lone-lone?
You better get-get little magic mom-thing on the phone.
Please-please tell her come out of wood.
Cause her me-me wants to know, very good-good.
Elf-things get out of here now really fast-fast.
Or here battle-thing will be your last-last!
Wait-wait, pretty elf-things don't go no-no!
How you littles taste like me-me want to know!

Stay back Naestra, I can take this blob fine.
Now is certain not the time to be benign.
You filth, how dare you on our mother pose a claim?
Get back or be ready to suffer Unbridled Flame!
Going against me, its you who'll end up the Mould.
I'll carve you to bits and leave them in the cold!
No in fact please come at me, I could use the sport.
Whatever your best may be, I can you kill with a head short!

Oh a little fight-fighter, how nice-nice and quaint.
With your flesh-things me-me must make acquaint.
The use of your bones make my-my mind swing!
What if mould you-you together with Dwarf-thing?
Yes-yes must submit, then take you-you to Hell Pit.
And see what good way-way to slice and split.
Me-me is never joker, can take down any rat ogre.
Come with me-me and promise flesh not be mediocre!

This is getting out of hand so I demand to retort.
When my gaze falls upon you, I note a failed abort.
Allow me to ask you, how goes your under-brawls?
Im not impressed by your clan's number of thralls.
Now leave or get wrecked from Dawn all till Dusk.
At the end, the roots will feed on your forsaken husk.
And a mind Twisted is right for violating creation.
You're about to see the Twilight of your operation.

WHO WON?! YOU DECIDE!

requested by @ArneSo

NOTE: I know I said around Monday for this one, but I decided not to conflict with potential news day and potentially intense forum discussions.

saweendra

Sisters.

BloatedCorpse1234

Throt!

Ps. These are great!

TheWattman

BloatedCorpse1234 said:

Ps. These are great!

Thank you!

KuntingWarrior said:

I will invade Antarctica if you miss out on Ungrim vs Kholek

Patience my good man. Also leave the penguins out of this lol.

Lunaticprince

Throt spitted hot warpostone!

Reeks

Haha after this weak attempt by the sisters Ariel are surely going in the pot

#TeamThrot

Seswatha

Throt takes this even 1v2.

TheWattman

At the initial stage, Throt surges ahead of the Sisters with 5 votes against 1. But is it enough in the long run?

summertimelovin

Hope it's not too late to vote for the sisters.

Anyway, this is rap battle number 4? I think I missed one.

Bloodydagger

Do Malekith and Tyrion next.

TheWattman

summertimelovin said:

Hope it's not too late to vote for the sisters.

Anyway, this is rap battle number 4? I think I missed one.

Always open to vote, even on the old ones.

Speaking of that, here is the 3rd one. Noctilus VS Mannfred: https://forums.totalwar.com/discussion/300281/epic-rap-battles-of-warhammer-3-count-noctilus-vs-mannfred-von-carstein#latest

Kelefane said:

Do Malekith and Tyrion next.

Been thinking about it, but definetly putting on the list now.

TheWattman

I can already say right now that the next battle will be a short intermission between requests, as this particular pairing has not yet been requested. Its going back to the hotness that is WH3 right now and it will be posted either thursday or friday.

In the mean time, it seems Throt the Unclean has wrecked the Sisters with 5 votes against 2. However, the score is always open to be voted on. Who knows, maybe the Sisters will come back in the end...