EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WARHAMMER (6): Ungrim Ironfist VS Kholek Suneater

TheWattman#7460

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WARHAMMER!

UNGRIM IRONFIST VS. KHOLEK SUNEATER

BEGIN!

Pardon mr announcer, I spy a missing component.
Before me I see a distinct lack of any opponent?
Oh hello little puny, didn't see you down there!
Against you I hardly need to bring any strength to bare.
What's the point to battle a creature sworn to die I wonder?
Nevertheless, prepare to face the Lord of Thunder!
Come on, I dare you to charge and give me a Slayer shout.
I'll give your Garagrim some proper stuff to Mourn about!

Yes the Duty of a Drengi but there is another thing.
Besides that I also Hold the oath of a Dawi King!
And what manners of a king sells his people into servitude?
A pact so shameful the sun shuns you with certitude!
As with your strength, I have a question for your lore pages.
With all that, how were you frozen by mere Elgi mages?
And when you battle true kings they always put you to bed.
Outcome just like with Setttra, its off with your head!

I remind you that happened after 4 days of glorious battle.
Somehow I doubt that you can offer a similar rattle.
Cause Im the one who looked over the walls of Praag.
While you would probably drown stepping in a bog!
I'll roll over you no matter how many a knockresist patch.
And against mighty Starcrusher, you've met your match.
Nevermind, I don't need it to make you drop the ball.
All I need to do is fart to make your Kadrin fall!

I faced Archaon and put the Merc in a bag.
When Im done here you'll be nothing but a giant rag!
For I wield Dargo for the one and only reason.
Me thinks its time for Dragon Ogre Slaying Season.
And as for the hold's fall, we Dawi stood tall.
Countless Thaggoraki felled by the Thunderfist haul.
Im the Incarnate of Fire, you better flee this time.
Or I'll torch your ass worse than what I did to Averheim!

WHO WON?! YOU DECIDE!

requested by @KuntingWarrior (now please leave the penguins alone)

Previous battles, always open to be voted on:

1. Skarbrand VS. Kairos Fateweaver: https://forums.totalwar.com/discussion/300010/epic-rap-battles-of-warhammer-skarbrand-vs-kairos-fateweaver/p1
2. Markus Wulfhart VS. Naka the Wanderer: https://forums.totalwar.com/discussion/300124/epic-rap-battles-of-warhammer-2-markus-wulfhart-vs-nakai-the-wanderer/p1
3. Count Noctilus VS. Mannfred von Carstein: https://forums.totalwar.com/discussion/300281/epic-rap-battles-of-warhammer-3-count-noctilus-vs-mannfred-von-carstein#latest
4. Sisters of Twilight VS. Throt the Unclean: https://forums.totalwar.com/discussion/300336/epic-rap-battles-of-warhammer-4-sister-of-twilight-vs-throt-the-unclean#latest
5. Tzarina Katarin VS. Kostaltyn: https://forums.totalwar.com/discussion/300559/epic-rap-battles-of-warhammer-5-tzarina-katarin-vs-kostaltyn#latest

Valkaar#2507

Since we have polls now, you should add a 'who won' poll after the rap?

UberReptilian#8431

Kholek wins. Kholek dunking on the Dawi.

Vildvarg

Mad respect to Ungrim, but I'd give this one to Kholek.

TheWattman#7460

Valkaar said:

Since we have polls now, you should add a 'who won' poll after the rap?

I think its more fun voting in the replies, but I'll consider it.

saweendra#3399

Kholek. Easily

saweendra#3399

KuntingWarrior said:

saweendra said:

Kholek. Easily

I will give you and 10 of your nobles a bag of magic beans if you change your vote

Thats a bribe, uncharacteristic of the mountain folk.
I will change my vote if the karak kadrin hold swear fealty and become peasents.

Reeks#2417

Kholek is the biggest swinging .... round these parts there´s no denying that!

Lunaticprince#9972

Ugrim!

TheWattman#7460

At first sight, the battle seems to be tipping in the favour of Kholek Suneater, with 4 votes against Ungrim Ironfist's 2. Is this finally to be the death that the Slayer King longs for?

Captain_Rex#1635

Kholek snacks the Stuntie.

Vildvarg

KuntingWarrior said:

TheWattman said:

At first sight, the battle seems to be tipping in the favour of Kholek Suneater, with 4 votes against Ungrim Ironfist's 2. Is this finally to be the death that the Slayer King longs for?

I have it on good authority that all those voting for Kholek are Slaanesh bots

Does not compute

saweendra#3399

KuntingWarrior said:

saweendra said:

KuntingWarrior said:

saweendra said:

Kholek. Easily

I will give you and 10 of your nobles a bag of magic beans if you change your vote

Thats a bribe, uncharacteristic of the mountain folk.
I will change my vote if the karak kadrin hold swear fealty and become peasents.

Never!

Ah come on, do you wish victory or not

Grotbagg#2528

Ungrim

TheWattman#7460

As the battle continues, so does the stalemate in favour of Kholek, with 5 votes against Ungrim's 3. Can the Slayer King defeat this monster of monsters?

yolordmcswag#6132

I vote Ungrim, those bars were fire incarnate!

TheWattman#7460

Ungrim is catching up now with 4 votes to Kholek's 5. Is this a comeback in the making?

Reeks#2417

Please no, aint nobody wanna hear that itty bitty angry ginger raving on about how he mounted the beast and slew it......

TheWattman#7460

With the battle seemingly at an end (but never over), it appears that Kholek has achieved a narrow victory over the Slayer King.

The next rap battle will be posted somewhere around Wednesday-Thursday most likely. As I alternate a bit, this one is not a request, but will feature two mighty and fearsome champions of combat!