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GSCGSC Senior MemberPosts: 1,687Registered Users
edited January 2011 in The Graveyard
Has anyone been there? So funny (if you troll)!

You talk with some strangers!

Look at mine lol:
''You: Hi 53, male, Iraq

You: I need 2nd wife

Your conversational partner has disconnected.''


Omegle . com (without spaces)
Say your cool chats!
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  • triscuit21triscuit21 Senior Member Posts: 556Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    just don't do video chat
    "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other ******* die for his."
    - General George Patton (1885-1945)
  • CloverClover Senior Member Posts: 4,964Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    I stay away from chat sites..being anything other than a guy makes it totally suck..
    (\_/)
    (O.o)
    (> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination.
  • ShuusuiShuusui Senior Member Posts: 216Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    GSC wrote: »
    Has anyone been there? So funny (if you troll)!

    You talk with some strangers!

    Look at mine lol:
    ''You: Hi 53, male, Iraq

    You: I need 2nd wife

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.''


    Omegle . com (without spaces)
    Say your cool chats!

    LOLwut?

    has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
    (\_/)
    (O.o)
    (> <) WORLD DOMINATION
  • DameirDameir Senior Member Posts: 970Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    Mmmh, I remember back when I used to do stuff like this. 'fraid I can't really post anything though. Even if I can find back the pictures I doubt there's anything there you guys won't ban me for.
    "For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love."- Carl Sagan
  • GSCGSC Senior Member Posts: 1,687Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    Clover wrote: »
    I stay away from chat sites..being anything other than a guy makes it totally suck..
    Say that you are guy!
  • GSCGSC Senior Member Posts: 1,687Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    Another one (I'm joking there, it isn't what I think in reality):
    Stranger: hi!

    You: Hi

    You: I'm 45 old Iranian

    Stranger: aweseom

    You: Yeah!

    You: I love our great President!

    Stranger: yeah i know that dude

    Stranger: hes in the media alot

    You: I hope he will whipe Israel out of map!

    Stranger: out??

    You: Destroy it

    You: Kill every jew

    Stranger: yeeeaaaah?

    Stranger: are you a muslim?

    You: Of course!

    Stranger: .............i see

    Stranger: i dont really like muslims, no offence !

    You: So you Christian?

    Stranger: nope

    You: What else then?

    Stranger: i dont have to belive in somekind of book

    Stranger: i just live

    You: You should really read Quran

    You: I reccommend it

    Stranger: perhaps i should

    Stranger: i dont like the way it treats women tho

    You: it aint bad

    Stranger: ..........it isnt O.o

    Stranger: we got alot of muslims here in norway

    Stranger: and all the woman are wearing hijabs and stuff

    You: not all Muslims are same

    Stranger: yeah i know

    You: but jews they all are same

    You: evil

    Stranger: i dont think they're all evil

    You: yes they are

    You: They want to take control of world

    Stranger: naaaaaah

    You: kill all Muslims

    You: Colonize Middle East!

    Stranger: i think you're wrong

    Stranger: tell me !

    Stranger: if it is unmoralish to hide in school's when its war (like jews do)

    Stranger: isnt it unmoralish to bomb the schools (wich muslims do)

    You: no itsn't

    You: Jews attacked

    You: Palestinians are olny defending

    You: fighting for Freedom!

    Stranger: fighting for freedom.........yeah right

    Stranger: what kinda freedom do the women got thanks to the muslims??

    You: Jews will kill all Palestinians

    You: And women are OK

    Stranger: they are brainwashed by that stupid book

    Stranger: and by men

    You: Jews are

    Stranger: no

    Stranger: gimme something concrete against jews

    You: (Wont show this)

    Stranger: you are no better than the jews if you think that way

    You: Why?

    Stranger: ....really???

    You: (Wont show this)

    Stranger: you should really open your eyes dude

    You: I've opened mine

    You: You should too

    Stranger: ..........

    You: You are Brainwashed by Westerners

    Stranger: im not.....

    You: USA and Jews

    Stranger: i dont like the usa either

    You: I hate it too

    Stranger: ...........but atleast i got a reason

    Stranger: you are just saying because some book says

    Stranger: .........wich makes you blind

    You: Quran doesn't make me say we should hate USA

    Stranger: i know

    You: USA wants to destroy our Great nation!

    Stranger: and gypsys want that too?

    You: they are parasids

    You: evil people

    Stranger: WHY???

    You: they can curse you

    You: never look into their eyes

    Stranger: thats just dumb!

    You: my cousin become blind by looking in to Gypsies eye.

    Stranger: spare me

    Stranger: i know he didnt

    You: yes he did

    You: Ask him if you don't believe

    Stranger: well there is no way to prove it

    Stranger: ive looked into alot of gypsy eyes

    You: Then you have been cursed!

    You: Maybe curse will appear later!

    Stranger: you are naive

    You: I'm Iranian

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • GustavGustav Senior Member Posts: 697Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    hmm haven't played around in chat rooms for like 10-11 years and then I normally was on IRC. Actually I was just talking about chat rooms with my girlfriend and how you used to have to wait like 30 minutes for the dial up connection to connect and initialize only to be told the chat room was full so you had to try it again. XD
    "Oh, every life is precious, everyone is equally valuable. And maybe that's true, in Pixieland." - James Patterson

    "Science taste like vomit" - Kari Byron
  • ShuusuiShuusui Senior Member Posts: 216Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    GSC wrote: »
    Another one (I'm joking there, it isn't what I think in reality):
    Stranger: hi!

    You: Hi

    You: I'm 45 old Iranian

    Stranger: aweseom

    You: Yeah!

    You: I love our great President!

    Stranger: yeah i know that dude

    Stranger: hes in the media alot

    You: I hope he will whipe Israel out of map!

    Stranger: out??

    You: Destroy it

    You: Kill every jew

    Stranger: yeeeaaaah?

    Stranger: are you a muslim?

    You: Of course!

    Stranger: .............i see

    Stranger: i dont really like muslims, no offence !

    You: So you Christian?

    Stranger: nope

    You: What else then?

    Stranger: i dont have to belive in somekind of book

    Stranger: i just live

    You: You should really read Quran

    You: I reccommend it

    Stranger: perhaps i should

    Stranger: i dont like the way it treats women tho

    You: it aint bad

    Stranger: ..........it isnt O.o

    Stranger: we got alot of muslims here in norway

    Stranger: and all the woman are wearing hijabs and stuff

    You: not all Muslims are same

    Stranger: yeah i know

    You: but jews they all are same

    You: evil

    Stranger: i dont think they're all evil

    You: yes they are

    You: They want to take control of world

    Stranger: naaaaaah

    You: kill all Muslims

    You: Colonize Middle East!

    Stranger: i think you're wrong

    Stranger: tell me !

    Stranger: if it is unmoralish to hide in school's when its war (like jews do)

    Stranger: isnt it unmoralish to bomb the schools (wich muslims do)

    You: no itsn't

    You: Jews attacked

    You: Palestinians are olny defending

    You: fighting for Freedom!

    Stranger: fighting for freedom.........yeah right

    Stranger: what kinda freedom do the women got thanks to the muslims??

    You: Jews will kill all Palestinians

    You: And women are OK

    Stranger: they are brainwashed by that stupid book

    Stranger: and by men

    You: Jews are

    Stranger: no

    Stranger: gimme something concrete against jews

    You: I wish ****** had killed them all!

    Stranger: you are no better than the jews if you think that way

    You: Why?

    Stranger: ....really???

    You: ****** wanted to save us all from Jews, Communists and Gypsies.

    Stranger: you should really open your eyes dude

    You: I've opened mine

    You: You should too

    Stranger: ..........

    You: You are Brainwashed by Westerners

    Stranger: im not.....

    You: USA and Jews

    Stranger: i dont like the usa either

    You: I hate it too

    Stranger: ...........but atleast i got a reason

    Stranger: you are just saying because some book says

    Stranger: .........wich makes you blind

    You: Quran doesn't make me say we should hate USA

    Stranger: i know

    You: USA wants to destroy our Great nation!

    Stranger: and gypsys want that too?

    You: they are parasids

    You: evil people

    Stranger: WHY???

    You: they can curse you

    You: never look into their eyes

    Stranger: thats just dumb!

    You: my cousin become blind by looking in to Gypsies eye.

    Stranger: spare me

    Stranger: i know he didnt

    You: yes he did

    You: Ask him if you don't believe

    Stranger: well there is no way to prove it

    Stranger: ive looked into alot of gypsy eyes

    You: Then you have been cursed!

    You: Maybe curse will appear later!

    Stranger: you are naive

    You: I'm Iranian

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    you should stop.. this isnt joking ... *sigh*
    (\_/)
    (O.o)
    (> <) WORLD DOMINATION
  • GSCGSC Senior Member Posts: 1,687Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    Please don't quote all post! And delete my censored ones!
  • Seleukos of OlympiaSeleukos of Olympia Senior Member Posts: 770Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    I've never tried Omegle. What's the point? Chances are you'll end up talking to GSC, and I can do that in the forums if I want to...
  • GustavGustav Senior Member Posts: 697Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    GSC wrote: »
    Another one (I'm joking there, it isn't what I think in reality):
    Stranger: hi!

    You: Hi

    You: I'm 45 old Iranian

    Stranger: aweseom

    You: Yeah!

    You: I love our great President!

    Stranger: yeah i know that dude

    Stranger: hes in the media alot

    You: I hope he will whipe Israel out of map!

    Stranger: out??

    You: Destroy it

    You: Kill every jew

    Stranger: yeeeaaaah?

    Stranger: are you a muslim?

    You: Of course!

    Stranger: .............i see

    Stranger: i dont really like muslims, no offence !

    You: So you Christian?

    Stranger: nope

    You: What else then?

    Stranger: i dont have to belive in somekind of book

    Stranger: i just live

    You: You should really read Quran

    You: I reccommend it

    Stranger: perhaps i should

    Stranger: i dont like the way it treats women tho

    You: it aint bad

    Stranger: ..........it isnt O.o

    Stranger: we got alot of muslims here in norway

    Stranger: and all the woman are wearing hijabs and stuff

    You: not all Muslims are same

    Stranger: yeah i know

    You: but jews they all are same

    You: evil

    Stranger: i dont think they're all evil

    You: yes they are

    You: They want to take control of world

    Stranger: naaaaaah

    You: kill all Muslims

    You: Colonize Middle East!

    Stranger: i think you're wrong

    Stranger: tell me !

    Stranger: if it is unmoralish to hide in school's when its war (like jews do)

    Stranger: isnt it unmoralish to bomb the schools (wich muslims do)

    You: no itsn't

    You: Jews attacked

    You: Palestinians are olny defending

    You: fighting for Freedom!

    Stranger: fighting for freedom.........yeah right

    Stranger: what kinda freedom do the women got thanks to the muslims??

    You: Jews will kill all Palestinians

    You: And women are OK

    Stranger: they are brainwashed by that stupid book

    Stranger: and by men

    You: Jews are

    Stranger: no

    Stranger: gimme something concrete against jews

    You: (Wont show this)

    Stranger: you are no better than the jews if you think that way

    You: Why?

    Stranger: ....really???

    You: (Wont show this)

    Stranger: you should really open your eyes dude

    You: I've opened mine

    You: You should too

    Stranger: ..........

    You: You are Brainwashed by Westerners

    Stranger: im not.....

    You: USA and Jews

    Stranger: i dont like the usa either

    You: I hate it too

    Stranger: ...........but atleast i got a reason

    Stranger: you are just saying because some book says

    Stranger: .........wich makes you blind

    You: Quran doesn't make me say we should hate USA

    Stranger: i know

    You: USA wants to destroy our Great nation!

    Stranger: and gypsys want that too?

    You: they are parasids

    You: evil people

    Stranger: WHY???

    You: they can curse you

    You: never look into their eyes

    Stranger: thats just dumb!

    You: my cousin become blind by looking in to Gypsies eye.

    Stranger: spare me

    Stranger: i know he didnt

    You: yes he did

    You: Ask him if you don't believe

    Stranger: well there is no way to prove it

    Stranger: ive looked into alot of gypsy eyes

    You: Then you have been cursed!

    You: Maybe curse will appear later!

    Stranger: you are naive

    You: I'm Iranian

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    you know this sight is supposed to be family friendly, and this is decidedly not
    "Oh, every life is precious, everyone is equally valuable. And maybe that's true, in Pixieland." - James Patterson

    "Science taste like vomit" - Kari Byron
  • SasuSasu Moderator FinlandPosts: 8,876Registered Users, Moderators
    edited January 2011
    Stranger: gimme something concrete against jews

    You: I wish ****** had killed them all!

    Stranger: you are no better than the jews if you think that way

    You: Why?

    Stranger: ....really???

    You: ****** wanted to save us all from Jews, Communists and Gypsies.

    It's also touch too ******* friendly IMO.
  • Seleukos of OlympiaSeleukos of Olympia Senior Member Posts: 770Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    Why does everyone keep quoting his entire post?
  • GustavGustav Senior Member Posts: 697Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    not my fault he doesn't know how to use spoiler tags, and its only quoted in its entirety twice.
    "Oh, every life is precious, everyone is equally valuable. And maybe that's true, in Pixieland." - James Patterson

    "Science taste like vomit" - Kari Byron
  • DameirDameir Senior Member Posts: 970Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    GSC wrote: »
    Another one (I'm joking there, it isn't what I think in reality):
    Stranger: hi!

    You: Hi

    You: I'm 45 old Iranian

    Stranger: aweseom

    You: Yeah!

    You: I love our great President!

    Stranger: yeah i know that dude

    Stranger: hes in the media alot

    You: I hope he will whipe Israel out of map!

    Stranger: out??

    You: Destroy it

    You: Kill every jew

    Stranger: yeeeaaaah?

    Stranger: are you a muslim?

    You: Of course!

    Stranger: .............i see

    Stranger: i dont really like muslims, no offence !

    You: So you Christian?

    Stranger: nope

    You: What else then?

    Stranger: i dont have to belive in somekind of book

    Stranger: i just live

    You: You should really read Quran

    You: I reccommend it

    Stranger: perhaps i should

    Stranger: i dont like the way it treats women tho

    You: it aint bad

    Stranger: ..........it isnt O.o

    Stranger: we got alot of muslims here in norway

    Stranger: and all the woman are wearing hijabs and stuff

    You: not all Muslims are same

    Stranger: yeah i know

    You: but jews they all are same

    You: evil

    Stranger: i dont think they're all evil

    You: yes they are

    You: They want to take control of world

    Stranger: naaaaaah

    You: kill all Muslims

    You: Colonize Middle East!

    Stranger: i think you're wrong

    Stranger: tell me !

    Stranger: if it is unmoralish to hide in school's when its war (like jews do)

    Stranger: isnt it unmoralish to bomb the schools (wich muslims do)

    You: no itsn't

    You: Jews attacked

    You: Palestinians are olny defending

    You: fighting for Freedom!

    Stranger: fighting for freedom.........yeah right

    Stranger: what kinda freedom do the women got thanks to the muslims??

    You: Jews will kill all Palestinians

    You: And women are OK

    Stranger: they are brainwashed by that stupid book

    Stranger: and by men

    You: Jews are

    Stranger: no

    Stranger: gimme something concrete against jews

    You: (Wont show this)

    Stranger: you are no better than the jews if you think that way

    You: Why?

    Stranger: ....really???

    You: (Wont show this)

    Stranger: you should really open your eyes dude

    You: I've opened mine

    You: You should too

    Stranger: ..........

    You: You are Brainwashed by Westerners

    Stranger: im not.....

    You: USA and Jews

    Stranger: i dont like the usa either

    You: I hate it too

    Stranger: ...........but atleast i got a reason

    Stranger: you are just saying because some book says

    Stranger: .........wich makes you blind

    You: Quran doesn't make me say we should hate USA

    Stranger: i know

    You: USA wants to destroy our Great nation!

    Stranger: and gypsys want that too?

    You: they are parasids

    You: evil people

    Stranger: WHY???

    You: they can curse you

    You: never look into their eyes

    Stranger: thats just dumb!

    You: my cousin become blind by looking in to Gypsies eye.

    Stranger: spare me

    Stranger: i know he didnt

    You: yes he did

    You: Ask him if you don't believe

    Stranger: well there is no way to prove it

    Stranger: ive looked into alot of gypsy eyes

    You: Then you have been cursed!

    You: Maybe curse will appear later!

    Stranger: you are naive

    You: I'm Iranian

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    3x now.

    And sorry, but this just isn't funny to me.
    "For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love."- Carl Sagan
  • GustavGustav Senior Member Posts: 697Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    also it was a conversation that was almost just like this that i had with GSC when we were playing Supremacy 1914 that got me and a few others to turn against him and basically drive him from the game tho him posting the pic of Himmler for his profile didn't win him too many friends either.
    "Oh, every life is precious, everyone is equally valuable. And maybe that's true, in Pixieland." - James Patterson

    "Science taste like vomit" - Kari Byron
  • SasuSasu Moderator FinlandPosts: 8,876Registered Users, Moderators
    edited January 2011
    GSC wrote: »
    Another one (I'm joking there, it isn't what I think in reality):
    Stranger: hi!

    You: Hi

    You: I'm 45 old Iranian

    Stranger: aweseom

    You: Yeah!

    You: I love our great President!

    Stranger: yeah i know that dude

    Stranger: hes in the media alot

    You: I hope he will whipe Israel out of map!

    Stranger: out??

    You: Destroy it

    You: Kill every jew

    Stranger: yeeeaaaah?

    Stranger: are you a muslim?

    You: Of course!

    Stranger: .............i see

    Stranger: i dont really like muslims, no offence !

    You: So you Christian?

    Stranger: nope

    You: What else then?

    Stranger: i dont have to belive in somekind of book

    Stranger: i just live

    You: You should really read Quran

    You: I reccommend it

    Stranger: perhaps i should

    Stranger: i dont like the way it treats women tho

    You: it aint bad

    Stranger: ..........it isnt O.o

    Stranger: we got alot of muslims here in norway

    Stranger: and all the woman are wearing hijabs and stuff

    You: not all Muslims are same

    Stranger: yeah i know

    You: but jews they all are same

    You: evil

    Stranger: i dont think they're all evil

    You: yes they are

    You: They want to take control of world

    Stranger: naaaaaah

    You: kill all Muslims

    You: Colonize Middle East!

    Stranger: i think you're wrong

    Stranger: tell me !

    Stranger: if it is unmoralish to hide in school's when its war (like jews do)

    Stranger: isnt it unmoralish to bomb the schools (wich muslims do)

    You: no itsn't

    You: Jews attacked

    You: Palestinians are olny defending

    You: fighting for Freedom!

    Stranger: fighting for freedom.........yeah right

    Stranger: what kinda freedom do the women got thanks to the muslims??

    You: Jews will kill all Palestinians

    You: And women are OK

    Stranger: they are brainwashed by that stupid book

    Stranger: and by men

    You: Jews are

    Stranger: no

    Stranger: gimme something concrete against jews

    You: (Wont show this)

    Stranger: you are no better than the jews if you think that way

    You: Why?

    Stranger: ....really???

    You: (Wont show this)

    Stranger: you should really open your eyes dude

    You: I've opened mine

    You: You should too

    Stranger: ..........

    You: You are Brainwashed by Westerners

    Stranger: im not.....

    You: USA and Jews

    Stranger: i dont like the usa either

    You: I hate it too

    Stranger: ...........but atleast i got a reason

    Stranger: you are just saying because some book says

    Stranger: .........wich makes you blind

    You: Quran doesn't make me say we should hate USA

    Stranger: i know

    You: USA wants to destroy our Great nation!

    Stranger: and gypsys want that too?

    You: they are parasids

    You: evil people

    Stranger: WHY???

    You: they can curse you

    You: never look into their eyes

    Stranger: thats just dumb!

    You: my cousin become blind by looking in to Gypsies eye.

    Stranger: spare me

    Stranger: i know he didnt

    You: yes he did

    You: Ask him if you don't believe

    Stranger: well there is no way to prove it

    Stranger: ive looked into alot of gypsy eyes

    You: Then you have been cursed!

    You: Maybe curse will appear later!

    Stranger: you are naive

    You: I'm Iranian

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    @Gustav
    Very understandable. After all, it's hard to symphatise with bigotry.
  • darren jkdarren jk Senior Member Praying in the temple of shireknights cultPosts: 2,059Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    :):)I hear daelins footsteps approaching,,,,In b4 thread closed.
    VENI VIDI VICI :D
  • DameirDameir Senior Member Posts: 970Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    GSC wrote: »
    Another one (I'm joking there, it isn't what I think in reality):
    Stranger: hi!

    You: Hi

    You: I'm 45 old Iranian

    Stranger: aweseom

    You: Yeah!

    You: I love our great President!

    Stranger: yeah i know that dude

    Stranger: hes in the media alot

    You: I hope he will whipe Israel out of map!

    Stranger: out??

    You: Destroy it

    You: Kill every jew

    Stranger: yeeeaaaah?

    Stranger: are you a muslim?

    You: Of course!

    Stranger: .............i see

    Stranger: i dont really like muslims, no offence !

    You: So you Christian?

    Stranger: nope

    You: What else then?

    Stranger: i dont have to belive in somekind of book

    Stranger: i just live

    You: You should really read Quran

    You: I reccommend it

    Stranger: perhaps i should

    Stranger: i dont like the way it treats women tho

    You: it aint bad

    Stranger: ..........it isnt O.o

    Stranger: we got alot of muslims here in norway

    Stranger: and all the woman are wearing hijabs and stuff

    You: not all Muslims are same

    Stranger: yeah i know

    You: but jews they all are same

    You: evil

    Stranger: i dont think they're all evil

    You: yes they are

    You: They want to take control of world

    Stranger: naaaaaah

    You: kill all Muslims

    You: Colonize Middle East!

    Stranger: i think you're wrong

    Stranger: tell me !

    Stranger: if it is unmoralish to hide in school's when its war (like jews do)

    Stranger: isnt it unmoralish to bomb the schools (wich muslims do)

    You: no itsn't

    You: Jews attacked

    You: Palestinians are olny defending

    You: fighting for Freedom!

    Stranger: fighting for freedom.........yeah right

    Stranger: what kinda freedom do the women got thanks to the muslims??

    You: Jews will kill all Palestinians

    You: And women are OK

    Stranger: they are brainwashed by that stupid book

    Stranger: and by men

    You: Jews are

    Stranger: no

    Stranger: gimme something concrete against jews

    You: (Wont show this)

    Stranger: you are no better than the jews if you think that way

    You: Why?

    Stranger: ....really???

    You: (Wont show this)

    Stranger: you should really open your eyes dude

    You: I've opened mine

    You: You should too

    Stranger: ..........

    You: You are Brainwashed by Westerners

    Stranger: im not.....

    You: USA and Jews

    Stranger: i dont like the usa either

    You: I hate it too

    Stranger: ...........but atleast i got a reason

    Stranger: you are just saying because some book says

    Stranger: .........wich makes you blind

    You: Quran doesn't make me say we should hate USA

    Stranger: i know

    You: USA wants to destroy our Great nation!

    Stranger: and gypsys want that too?

    You: they are parasids

    You: evil people

    Stranger: WHY???

    You: they can curse you

    You: never look into their eyes

    Stranger: thats just dumb!

    You: my cousin become blind by looking in to Gypsies eye.

    Stranger: spare me

    Stranger: i know he didnt

    You: yes he did

    You: Ask him if you don't believe

    Stranger: well there is no way to prove it

    Stranger: ive looked into alot of gypsy eyes

    You: Then you have been cursed!

    You: Maybe curse will appear later!

    Stranger: you are naive

    You: I'm Iranian

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Well, to me it's not the bigotry. It's just not that funny. Completely lacks subtlety and originality.

    And it's so easy to be funny by using racism, so for completely failing at being funny and even by using such an easy subject I rate it an 3/10
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  • SasuSasu Moderator FinlandPosts: 8,876Registered Users, Moderators
    edited January 2011
    Was he trying to be funny, I missed that totally.

    Edit: Oh yes, it says so in the OP...

    Almost forgot:
    GSC wrote: »
    Another one (I'm joking there, it isn't what I think in reality):
    Stranger: hi!

    You: Hi

    You: I'm 45 old Iranian

    Stranger: aweseom

    You: Yeah!

    You: I love our great President!

    Stranger: yeah i know that dude

    Stranger: hes in the media alot

    You: I hope he will whipe Israel out of map!

    Stranger: out??

    You: Destroy it

    You: Kill every jew

    Stranger: yeeeaaaah?

    Stranger: are you a muslim?

    You: Of course!

    Stranger: .............i see

    Stranger: i dont really like muslims, no offence !

    You: So you Christian?

    Stranger: nope

    You: What else then?

    Stranger: i dont have to belive in somekind of book

    Stranger: i just live

    You: You should really read Quran

    You: I reccommend it

    Stranger: perhaps i should

    Stranger: i dont like the way it treats women tho

    You: it aint bad

    Stranger: ..........it isnt O.o

    Stranger: we got alot of muslims here in norway

    Stranger: and all the woman are wearing hijabs and stuff

    You: not all Muslims are same

    Stranger: yeah i know

    You: but jews they all are same

    You: evil

    Stranger: i dont think they're all evil

    You: yes they are

    You: They want to take control of world

    Stranger: naaaaaah

    You: kill all Muslims

    You: Colonize Middle East!

    Stranger: i think you're wrong

    Stranger: tell me !

    Stranger: if it is unmoralish to hide in school's when its war (like jews do)

    Stranger: isnt it unmoralish to bomb the schools (wich muslims do)

    You: no itsn't

    You: Jews attacked

    You: Palestinians are olny defending

    You: fighting for Freedom!

    Stranger: fighting for freedom.........yeah right

    Stranger: what kinda freedom do the women got thanks to the muslims??

    You: Jews will kill all Palestinians

    You: And women are OK

    Stranger: they are brainwashed by that stupid book

    Stranger: and by men

    You: Jews are

    Stranger: no

    Stranger: gimme something concrete against jews

    You: (Wont show this)

    Stranger: you are no better than the jews if you think that way

    You: Why?

    Stranger: ....really???

    You: (Wont show this)

    Stranger: you should really open your eyes dude

    You: I've opened mine

    You: You should too

    Stranger: ..........

    You: You are Brainwashed by Westerners

    Stranger: im not.....

    You: USA and Jews

    Stranger: i dont like the usa either

    You: I hate it too

    Stranger: ...........but atleast i got a reason

    Stranger: you are just saying because some book says

    Stranger: .........wich makes you blind

    You: Quran doesn't make me say we should hate USA

    Stranger: i know

    You: USA wants to destroy our Great nation!

    Stranger: and gypsys want that too?

    You: they are parasids

    You: evil people

    Stranger: WHY???

    You: they can curse you

    You: never look into their eyes

    Stranger: thats just dumb!

    You: my cousin become blind by looking in to Gypsies eye.

    Stranger: spare me

    Stranger: i know he didnt

    You: yes he did

    You: Ask him if you don't believe

    Stranger: well there is no way to prove it

    Stranger: ive looked into alot of gypsy eyes

    You: Then you have been cursed!

    You: Maybe curse will appear later!

    Stranger: you are naive

    You: I'm Iranian

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • iHenkiHenk Senior Member Posts: 390Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    I din't find it so funny either

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    I think that the only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that dont change, when everything else does.
  • GSCGSC Senior Member Posts: 1,687Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    ''You: Hi

    Stranger: heyy

    You: I'm from Iraq, 43, male, I like lil girls and I already have 3 wifes! Want to be 4th?

    Stranger: y do have 3 wives ? do they kn obout eachother ? lol but anyway,im only 16, female from the usa

    You: Yes they know

    You: It's normal in Iraq

    Stranger: ahhh rly ?

    You: Some even have 6!

    You: For Muslims it's normal

    Stranger: we only have 1 here. otherwise it would b considered "cheating" lol

    You: I live in Ankara, very big city in Iraq

    You: It's freclently bombed by Iran

    Stranger: niicei dnt live in a big city. im in a small town. n aww im sry. thts gotta suk.i mean having to run for cover all the time ?

    You: They don't bombard mosques (for you it would be churches) so it's safe place

    Stranger: ahh well thts good

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.''
  • AeraaaAeraaa Senior Member Posts: 178Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    The last post was epic. I dont know if I have to laugh or cry.
  • CogreCogre Senior Member Posts: 2,169Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    cry as this represents the future mentality of the world
    KRYTEN: I'm some kind of robot who's fighting this virus, and none of
    this exists, it's all in a fever, except for you guys, who really do
    exist, only you're not really here, you're really on some space ship in
    the future. Hell, if that's got to make sense I don't want to be
    sober!
  • GSCGSC Senior Member Posts: 1,687Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    Lol:
    ''You: I'M FROM TALLIN

    You: VERY BIG CITY IN LITHUANIA

    You: FEW YEARS AGO RUSSIA INVADED

    Stranger: OOOHHHHH GEOGRAPHY IS COOL

    You: BUT WE DEFEATED THEM

    Stranger: HAAH-

    Stranger: TAKE THAT RUSSIA

    Stranger: YOU SUCK.

    Stranger: NOT YOU, STRANGER

    Stranger: I LOVE YOU

    You: YEAH I KNOW THAT YOU MEANT THAT TO RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!

    You: I HATE THEM!!!!!!!

    You: AND POLAND TOO!

    Stranger: THEY'RE SUCH ASSES

    You: 5 YEARS AGO THEY ALSO WANTED TO INVADE

    Stranger: WHAT IS THEIR PROBLEM????

    You: BUT THANKS GOD GERMANY OCCUPIED THEM

    Stranger: ****

    You: BUT RELEASED AGAIN

    You: FREE

    Stranger: I HAD NO IDEA.

    You: ABOUT WUT?????????

    Stranger: THAT

    You: BUT WE WILL TRY TO INVADE BELARUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Stranger: TAKE THAT YOU INSANE ***** OF A COUNTRY.

    Stranger: -BELARUSM, THAT IS.''

    It's still continuing.
  • CorpiusCorpius Moderator Posts: 885Registered Users, Moderators
    edited January 2011
    I didn't think it was possible, but some how I've come to think even less of you, wow.
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  • dge1dge1 Moderator Arkansas, USAPosts: 18,653Registered Users, Moderators, Knights
    edited January 2011
    GSC, you need a diet soda. Too much sugar. :)
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  • Ace_BlazerAce_Blazer Senior Member Toronto, CanadaPosts: 5,918Registered Users
    edited January 2011
    Trolls be trollin. Locked and looking at possible ban...
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