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Cult of Nuccio
War Poem of Nuccio
They fly over starry nights,
And over seas and sandy beaches
When they glitter in the moon light
And do circles, loops and doops across the sea.
And around the rocks in the sea.
I wonder how they fly across the salty ocean
And how it circles the sandy sand dunes,
And goes up above the fishing docks
And almost crash into a wave
They turn the other way…
Back to me.
If I could fly too.
Clan is the Japanese word for family and in this clan the structure is the same. I am the father and you are the children. The Cult of Nuccio is about something much bigger than you and your life! It is all about me and my ambitions.
If you are a strategist who has no meaning in your life than become a tool of war for my sake and serve my desires. My dreams and ambition will give you the utmost meaning to exist.
Count Du Monet
The Cult of Nuccio is a clan where the genuine care and comfort of Nuccio Africa.nus is our highest mission.
We pledge to provide the finest personal service and facilities for Nuccio Africa.nus who will always enjoy a warm, relaxed, yet refined ambience from our enslavement.
The Cult of Nuccio “experience” enlivens the senses, instills well-being, and will fulfill even the unexpressed wishes and needs of our members.
The Zealot Promise to the Demi-god
At The Cult of Nuccio, our undying loyalty and unique individuality are the most important resource in our service commitment to our Demi-god.
By applying the principles of trust, honesty, respect, integrity and commitment, we nurture and maximize talent to the benefit of each individual and our Demi-god.
The Cult of Nuccio fosters a strategy gaming environment where diversity is valued, quality of life is enhanced, individual aspirations are fulfilled, and The Nuccio Mystique is strengthened
In all honesty we are really a clan of equals. Every man, women, and Demi-god in our Clan is an Administrator and every member has a voice and say in every situation.
We are a bizzare online Marxist Democracy revolving around my puppet Theocrazy-ness(note that was a play on the word Theorcracy...lol....get it...ZOMG). Anyways, if you want a clan where your value as an individual will be based off community, friendship, and fun before actual Total War Multiplayer skill. Well this is the Clan for you!
How to Apply
Dear potential member/servant/slave of the Cult of Nuccio clan,
Since you have expressed interest in joining the excellent community of servitude that is CoN, you should(must) write a five paragraph essay to show you willingness to commit the marriage between you and the Cult. Just like a marriage, we may have our up and downs, but we shall weather the storm!
Anyway, your essay should begin with a thesis paragraph on why the Cult of Nuccio is right for you. How good are you at serving the needs of others, and how good are you at being a member of a theo-marxist group?
Next comes the meat. Literally. What are your skills? Blah blah blah? Honestly, if you wanna B.S. these three paragraphs, go ahead. Just write about whatever you want. We’ll judge you based on that…and using our secret algorithm.And then comes the conclusion. Summarize all you’ve written so far, and conclude on one last reason CoN is the best.
Honestly, this essay format was designed for grade-schoolers, so if you don’t do it right, then you don’t stand a shot in hell of getting in. Good luck and have fun anyway!
P.S. For extra credit, you can write a sonnet depicting the exploits of the glorious Nuccio Africa.nus.