Completing the Great Plan of the Old Ones... as Taurox

TheWattman · July 22

So I've beaten Taurox's campaign. After having burned and herdstoned all of Naggaroth, having killed slippery Malekith like 5 times over and crushed Morghur and Oxyotl at the battle of the Dark, victory is mine. I have 4 armies rampaging around, led by Taurox, Ragush of the Bloody Horn, Kha'Rak Stoneheart and lastly confederated Ghorros Warhoof down in the Southlands. Im having great fun with the rush of Minobus armies and Centigor rushes.

But just now, as I was about to break into Lustria and burn Hexoatl, something occured to me. Im a Lizardman at heart and I couldn't bare the thought of burning the beatiful temples of gold, stone and magic. Up until now, sure I've killed plenty of Lizards following Oxyotl, or that little flying nerd Tiktaq'to in the Southlands (Kroq-Gar was dead by the time I got there), but now its different. Lustria is sacred to me, Im not going to kill more Lizardmen.

No, Im gonna start gift-bribing Mazdamundi and instead burn everyone else to bits! Im gonna cleanse this world of all non-Lizardmen, herdstone-block everything except Lustria and then when Im done, we're gonna sit there and stare at each other for eternity! Yes, Im going to help the Lizardmen complete the Great Plan and then Im gonna go and punch Khorne in the nuts for daring to command me to ravage Lustria! Taurox is commanded by no one!

#BeastmenAndLizardmenUnite

Kouran_Darkhand · July 22

Heresy

Bastilean · July 23

#Redemption

Pede · July 23

See, there is good in all of us. Even demonic metal infused incarnations of hatred from hell that is Taurox..

zagumaar · July 23

I'm curious to see the results

MrDragon · July 23

Kinship and respect.

I can never bear it either to ravage Lustria when playing as other factions.
Even when playing Tzeentch some time during TWWH3. I doubt I could bring myself to invade Hexoatl or Itza.

sykall · July 23

Furrys and scalies unified? Terrifying....

Vova1408 · July 27

This is the best thing I've read in a while. Thank you, good Taurox!))) As a true lizard in my heart, I fully approve of your decision not to invade Lustria and look at each other with Mazdamundi for eternity. We, the lizard people, are grateful to you! Thank you again for so many positive emotions in the post))

Wyvax · July 27

This is the equivalent of the "This statement is false" paradox for the Lizardmen. Expect the Slann to ruminate on this for at least the next 5000 years. Of course for the Skinks, Saurus and Kroxibois, they'll just shrug and hunt for a beef dinner anyway. Intelligence can be a curse.

ShiroAmakusa75 · July 28

TheWattman said:
So I've beaten Taurox's campaign. After having burned and herdstoned all of Naggaroth, having killed slippery Malekith like 5 times over and crushed Morghur and Oxyotl at the battle of the Dark, victory is mine. I have 4 armies rampaging around, led by Taurox, Ragush of the Bloody Horn, Kha'Rak Stoneheart and lastly confederated Ghorros Warhoof down in the Southlands. Im having great fun with the rush of Minobus armies and Centigor rushes.

But just now, as I was about to break into Lustria and burn Hexoatl, something occured to me. Im a Lizardman at heart and I couldn't bare the thought of burning the beatiful temples of gold, stone and magic. Up until now, sure I've killed plenty of Lizards following Oxyotl, or that little flying nerd Tiktaq'to in the Southlands (Kroq-Gar was dead by the time I got there), but now its different. Lustria is sacred to me, Im not going to kill more Lizardmen.

No, Im gonna start gift-bribing Mazdamundi and instead burn everyone else to bits! Im gonna cleanse this world of all non-Lizardmen, herdstone-block everything except Lustria and then when Im done, we're gonna sit there and stare at each other for eternity! Yes, Im going to help the Lizardmen complete the Great Plan and then Im gonna go and punch Khorne in the nuts for daring to command me to ravage Lustria! Taurox is commanded by no one!

#BeastmenAndLizardmenUnite

Yeah no, you are leaving behind tons of chaos corruption and the BM themselves are a violation of the natural order, so you are never going to fulfill the plans of the Old Ones unless you end your rampage by then murdering every single Beastmen, every single race that could birth Beastmen and then yourself when you are done at the very end.

MrDragon · July 28

ShiroAmakusa75 said:

TheWattman said:
So I've beaten Taurox's campaign. After having burned and herdstoned all of Naggaroth, having killed slippery Malekith like 5 times over and crushed Morghur and Oxyotl at the battle of the Dark, victory is mine. I have 4 armies rampaging around, led by Taurox, Ragush of the Bloody Horn, Kha'Rak Stoneheart and lastly confederated Ghorros Warhoof down in the Southlands. Im having great fun with the rush of Minobus armies and Centigor rushes.

But just now, as I was about to break into Lustria and burn Hexoatl, something occured to me. Im a Lizardman at heart and I couldn't bare the thought of burning the beatiful temples of gold, stone and magic. Up until now, sure I've killed plenty of Lizards following Oxyotl, or that little flying nerd Tiktaq'to in the Southlands (Kroq-Gar was dead by the time I got there), but now its different. Lustria is sacred to me, Im not going to kill more Lizardmen.

No, Im gonna start gift-bribing Mazdamundi and instead burn everyone else to bits! Im gonna cleanse this world of all non-Lizardmen, herdstone-block everything except Lustria and then when Im done, we're gonna sit there and stare at each other for eternity! Yes, Im going to help the Lizardmen complete the Great Plan and then Im gonna go and punch Khorne in the nuts for daring to command me to ravage Lustria! Taurox is commanded by no one!

#BeastmenAndLizardmenUnite
Yeah no, you are leaving behind tons of chaos corruption and the BM themselves are a violation of the natural order, so you are never going to fulfill the plans of the Old Ones unless you end your rampage by then murdering every single Beastmen, every single race that could birth Beastmen and then yourself when you are done at the very end.

Accurate but not very fun and completely missing the spirit of the thread here.
The point here is that it's dumb silliness and just a bit of good vibes.

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